Post by Dark on Jun 25, 2010 2:41:42 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hey
You: hekki
You: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: nm u?
You: nothing much, just got put back on house arrest so i've been pretty bored all cooped up :[
Stranger: oh that must suck
You: yeah it does
Stranger: sex crimes huh?
You: what?
Stranger: ur house arrest?
Stranger: just asking about it
You: nah, what makes you say that?
Stranger: well appearently ur IP belongs to a sex offender
You: what the fuck
You: where does it say that?
Stranger: when we first started tlking
You: really?
Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: wtf how did it get my ip
Stranger: check if thts ur IP
Stranger: ....everysite gets ur IP
You: fuck
You: really?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: what u do?
You: well no point in bullshitting you since i'll probably never talk to you again
You: molested a kid
Stranger: ah
Stranger: and ur a guy?
You: i am
Stranger: was it a boy or a girl?
You: girl
Stranger: well at least ur not totally lost i guess
Stranger: i dont get guys molesting boys
You: neither do i
You: i hate dicks
You: except my own
Stranger: lol ditto
You: tight little pussies i love though
Stranger: who can deny?
Stranger: so is tht what the house arrest is for?
You: yeah, it happened a few years back so i got registered as a sex offender and since i live kinda close to a school and some kid got touched or some bullshit they thought i was me
You: and i'm under house arrest pending further investigation
Stranger: ah thts some bullshit
You: yeah, you fuck up once you get tossed into the system and never let go
Stranger: must suck
You: it does
Stranger: oh heres a tip
Stranger: use a proxy while online
You: i'm gonna have to get on that, yeah
Stranger: gives u a random IP
You: that'll definitely help out
You: you know this explains a lot
You: like all the people disconnecting damn near instantly
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea watch this
Stranger: FBI
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Stranger: lol
You: wow, that's new
Stranger: yup
You: shit that's pretty cool lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea
Stranger: does CIA do anything?
You: nah, nothing
You: CIA
Stranger: nope
Stranger: KGB
You: yeah, probably because they're not allowed to operate on american soil
You: nothing
You: that's no fun
Stranger: who?
You: CIA
Stranger: the KGB maybe
You: KGB as well but they probably do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah ur prolly right
Stranger: i said KGB for lolz
You: the KGB technically disbanded like ten years ago
You: theyre still up and kicking though
Stranger: wow someone knows who/what they are
Stranger: (im used to idiots)
You: same here, i only know about the KGB mostly because i dealt with a few guys who were ex KGB back when i was in the military
Stranger: oh
Stranger: metal gear solid 3
Stranger: yup...
You: hey you gotta learn this stuff somewhere lol
Stranger: PS2! lol
You: navy SEAL dishonorably discharged, myself
Stranger: oh boy what u do?
You: sex offender thing
Stranger: man that bites
You: had sex with this young asian girl in the phillipines
You: yeah it does
You: i fucking loved being a seal man
Stranger: did u rape her or something?
You: well she said i did
You: i most certainly did not though
Stranger: damn
Stranger: ....bitches
You: yeah, what can you do
You: i lose my trident she goes in the newspapers
Stranger: its hard when u have yellow fever i guess
You: eh not so much yellow fever just horny as fuck and she was gorgeous
Stranger: ah
Stranger: like 14 or something?
You: 16 i think
Stranger: well wtf?
You: well it's not the age that matters so much as her and her family claiming i raped her
Stranger: oh
You: yeah...
You: well i won in the long run i guess
Stranger: how?
You: because of her family blowing the rape whistle my team got pulled out and before our replacements arrived and i was extradited back to america for trial the conflict in the village escalated and the entire thing ended up burning to the ground
You: two survivors, an old fisherman and his son
Stranger: wow
You: yeah, if either my team or devgru was there it wouldnt have went down like that
Stranger: did her family die?
You: her and her family were found charred and dead in their house
Stranger: damn
Stranger: what the bitch gets i suppose
You: yeah, karma in a big way
Stranger: well hey ur still paying fo rit
You: yeah i am, regrettably
Stranger: bc shit...theres nothing wrong with having sex with a 16 yr old
You: not at all
Stranger: hell ive done it
You: i have too
You: i've done it back here in the states
You: but nobody believes a soldier boy over some cute little phillipino girl who cries rape
You: the thing that bugs me the most is i have to fucking introduce myself as a sex offender in any sort of formal situation
Stranger: ew
You: can't get a girlfriend or anything either
You: it's a huge pain
Stranger: tht stupid megans law?
You: yeah, that's the one i think
You: and the god damn sign on my lawn
You: "A SEX OFFENDER LIVES HERE"
Stranger: can u move from the US?
You: nope, especially not now that i'm being investigated
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i always planned on leaving
You: i was thinking of leaving and moving to the carribean or something once i finished up my fifth tour
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i wanna live in europe
You: i'd like to live somewhere where it's always sunny and the water's clear
You: love the water
You: it's why i ended up joining the SEALs
Stranger: oh i hate the water
Stranger: ive lived near it
Stranger: river town
You: i lived on the coast in california for most of my life
You: now i live in this shithole in ohio
Stranger: lol wow
Stranger: downgrade
You: yeah, only place i could afford and i have some friends out here
You: people don't like hiring a "jilted ex military rapist"
Stranger: hmm i dont think i would
Stranger: ud have to be LEGIT
You: yeah, it's a shame they don't listen
You: or don't believe me when i tell them
Stranger: im sure u can see it both ways though
You: oh absolutely i can
You: its just kinda hard to accept it when i have enough trouble getting food and shit on the table and dealing with broken windows every so often because people like to see who can make the sex offender's life the worst
Stranger: damn
Stranger: uk i thought tht sex off IP thing was a trick lol
Stranger: now ik its legit
Stranger: unless ur one of those weridos who has an alter ego on the net
You: if i had an alter ego it'd be much cooler than who i am
You: or at the very least i'd switch it up so i killed the girl rather than her getting killed in a fire lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so is it all tht same charge or did u do it again in the US?
You: same charge, the phillipino government pushed for me to be extradited back to the us so i could get a heavier sentence
You: people really fucking hate the us
You: and americans
Stranger: lol i do too
You: i do now
You: used to think america was the greatest place on the goddamn planet
Stranger: i did too till i was 12
Stranger: its just kinda a subtle propaganda shoved down our throats as kids
You: yeah it is
You: apple pie, bald eagles, and the american fucking dream
Stranger: they potray every other coounrty as poor on tv
You: most other countries are pretty poor but there are definitely wealthy sections in every country
Stranger: i mean i meet ppl here all over
Stranger: so they must have a comp and internet
You: oh yeah the internets all over the fucking place
Stranger: well that and access to it
You: yeah that too
You: satellites and towers all around the world and space
Stranger: kinda scary really
Stranger: globalization isnt always good
You: not at all
Stranger: but heres something i dont get
Stranger: we've looked for bi laden for 8 years now
Stranger: and they found tht vander sloot guy in chile in 2 days!
You: oh yeah they did
You: bin laden's dead
You: probably has been for years now
Stranger: what?
You: there's no way he's alive
You: delta was on his ass
You: plus the rest of the world
Stranger: i never heard that
You: oh yeah theyll never announce it
Stranger: r u sure u dont mean sadaam?
You: not until the president wants to pull out
You: nah sadam was hung or hanged or whatever
You: osama bin laden is definitely not alive
Stranger: right i knew that
You: there is no way he survived this long on the run from the world and delta force
You: delta force does not fuck around
You: ive met some delta guys
Stranger: hmm i always wanted to ask someone in the army (just a grunt) wtf is goin on
You: i was in iraq years before this shit started but if what my buddies say is true then theyre not doing much of anything over there
You: bin laden is dead though i can almost gurantee that
Stranger: wow
Stranger: son of a bitch
Stranger: the governemt is always lying
You: yeah they are
Stranger: i want out
You: keep one hand in the dark
You: never let one know what the other is doing
You: its what special forces is all about
Stranger: i think america will cause a new world revolution i want no part of
Stranger: just wait till the national ID card comes out
You: thats going to be a fucking debacle if that really happens
Stranger: bc of all the "illegal immigration"
Stranger: "for safety"
Stranger: i want out of here b4 tht
You: control the populus before they can rise against the government
You: its what makes the government so effective
Stranger: and no one ever knows wtf im tlking about bc its never announced
You: they werent gonna announce sadaams capture either
Stranger: tht and maybe bc im still in high school....bust still
You: if it was a special forces outfit that got him
You: he'd still be one of the aces
Stranger: *but
You: how old are you exactly?
Stranger: 17
You: youre pretty smart for a kid
Stranger: lol thnx
Stranger: i grew up fast
You: i know what you mean
You: friend of mine has a kid thats 16 and the kid is smart as hell
Stranger: only child with a borderline genius IQ
You: i was in a family of 9 kids, myself
Stranger: wow
You: never took an iq test but i scored pretty damn high on the BUD/s test
You: and i did a pretty good job of not getting shot too much
You: so id say im acceptably smart
Stranger: lol appearently
Stranger: im a certified computer tech
Stranger: but no one will hire a monor with no exp
Stranger: *minor
You: yeah i know what you mean, its a real bitch to get work sometimes
You: only real skills i have to my name are carpentry and killing
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hitman?
You: if i had the patience to deal with the mobs bullshit then id move to new york right now
You: i cant join a PMC unfortunately
Stranger: PMC?
You: private military company
You: mercernaries
You: like blackwater
Stranger: oh
Stranger: bc of the charges?
You: yeah
You: they would take a dishonorably discharged special forces operator any day
You: but because i am technically a criminal they cant take me
You: no matter how good my record is
Stranger: *rage*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: damn
You: yeah its a real shame, id love to see more action
You: that and im kinda ocd about my confirmed killcount
Stranger: lol
Stranger: five hundred some is the record i think
Stranger: some finnish sniper
You: white death
Stranger: winter war
You: that guy was a fucking hardass
Stranger: finland is a cool place
Stranger: literally
You: lol yeah it is
Stranger: polar bears walking around
Stranger: viking metal
You: christ i love metal
Stranger: scandinavian accents
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: \m/
You: i wanted to go to the big four tour at the sonisphere but this bullshit got pulled up and now i'm on house arrest
Stranger: big 4?
You: couldnt even go to the movies to see it broadcast
Stranger: thrashe's big 4?
You: yeah
Stranger: thrash
You: megadeth metallica slayer and anthrax
Stranger: oh no way
Stranger: win
Stranger: americas best
You: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-_-E3JORM&feature=related
You: makes me wish i went so badly
You: i could probably make it there but i would be in so much shit when i got home
You: and i dont feel like spending the rest of my life running from the law
You: spent more than enough time running from fucking insurgents and assholes with guns
Stranger: yeah i would never be a soldier
You: i loved every minute of it
You: i miss the hell out of it
Stranger: i wanna be in an A/Ced office
You: i couldnt handle a desk job
Stranger: my dads tht way
Stranger: thts what i want though
You: all the more power to you
You: knowing what you want is one of the best things in life there is for you
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i wanna work with comps
Stranger: like anaylist
Stranger: or tech
You: thatd be pretty interesting
You: we had some techies accompany our team back on a few ops
You: one of them even knew how to handle a gun which surprised the shit out of us lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: rifle or pistol?
You: both actually
You: we gave him an m9 to hang onto in case shit got serious and when one of our guys got clipped in the shoulder by some prick with an ak47 he handled his m4 pretty well while we dragged him off
Stranger: wow and here i thought tht mustaine would nvr share the stage with metallica
You: yeah i never thought mustaine would be within 100 feet of hetfield and ulrich after the shit that happened in the beginning
Stranger: what were they there to do
You: we needed some information on servers or computers or something in this shithole base in a desert out in afghanistan
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Dave mustaine: Hey Lars, got a new album huh?
Stranger: Lars: yea did u buy it?
Stranger: Dave: no i downloaded it from napster
You: lol
You: oh god ulrich is such a cunt
Stranger: he is
Stranger: a double bass master though
You: yeah
You: as much of a fucker as he is theres no denying hes a good drummer
You: like this kid on my team
You: total asshole
You: wanted to shoot him or punch him in the face
You: he was one of the best shots ive ever seen with a sniper rifle
Stranger: oh fuck ik a guy like tht
You: you do?
Stranger: yea except not a sniper but like 3rd degree black belt
You: oh damn
You: black belts are pretty fucking tough
You: i got a friend whos 6'6 and can bench like 650 or some shit and he got the shit kicked out of him by some black belt in a barfight
Stranger: the fucker is 100 lbs though and tlks like he could just completely destroy anyone
You: yeah the guy my friend fought was like 5'6
You: it was fucking insane
You: if i wasnt so shitfaced id have tried helping my friend
Stranger: lol
You: hell id have just shot the little fucker and moved on
Stranger: license to kill
Stranger: *bang*
You: i had one of those
You: then i got fired
You: i miss it
You:
Stranger: dang
Stranger: how do u get one?
You: join the military and kill a whole bunch of insurgents
Stranger: really?
You: yeah if youre delta or some other special forces outfit you can get one pretty easy
You: my entire team got one
Stranger: hmm only way?
You: as far as i know
You: i doubt theyd give one to a civvie
Stranger: can u killl in the US too?
You: i could kill anyone if i had a reason
You: hell back in the day i didnt even really need a good reason
Stranger: he looked at me funny
You: pretty much
You: i shot some guy in the face for stealing my wallet in baghdad
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i just dont think i could do it
You: kill someone?
Stranger: yea
You: neither did i
You: it never really gets easier
You: well
Stranger: too much compassion deep down in my heart
You: i say that but i could probably shoot anyone in the head these days and not really care
You: i've killed 326 men, 17 women, 2 children, and more animals than i can remember
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i just couldnt unless i lost myself
Stranger: i try to retain goodness
You: i like to think i'm a good person
You: i mean ive killed a shit load of people but it was always out of necessity
You: except one of the kids that was an accident
Stranger: aw
You: i'll never forget that shit
You: long as i live
Stranger: daamn
Stranger: what happened?
You: some guy grabbed the kid and was pointing a gun at us screaming about allah and all those crazy haji gods and i was the only one who had the shot
You: i took the shot and it clipped the kid right through the top of his head and turned his head into a salad bowl
You: brains and blood and all that shit absolutely everywhere
Stranger: fuuuuuuu-
You: shot the guy with the gun too
You: kids parents sobbed over his corpse begging god to do something
You: i dunno
Stranger: gosh thts horrible
Stranger: and im sure theres worse to come for the world
You: yeah there is
Stranger: the islams are making a bad name for religions everywhere
You: yeah they are
You: i fucking hate militant islamists
Stranger: and thts y everyones going athiest
You: i dont give a shit about religious people
You: but militant islamists digust me
You: they hate everyone who disagrees with them and wan to kill them all
Stranger: my gerneration is going into this huge mass of athiesm and agnosticism
Stranger: im sure it'll spread and religion will be wiped out
You: religions never gonna be gone man
You: people are too afraid of death
Stranger: i think it was destined to happen
Stranger: i wont see the great end
Stranger: but my generation will open the door
Stranger: sad but i can just kinda see it
Stranger: ppl with religion will be an extremest minority one day
Stranger: bc the muslums are killing everyone they deem bad
You: yeah they are
You: christians did it a lot
You: america kills everyone
You: but we also have all the nukes
You: so fuck everyone else
You: lol
Stranger: jews. christians and muslums are supposed to be on the same sie
Stranger: side
Stranger: its all the same thing
You: pretty much
Stranger: essentially
You: jews do more or less run the world though
Stranger: meh...
Stranger: more of a scapegoat really
You: oh theyre definitely a scapegoat
You: but israel is tight enough with the us that anyone fucks with them they fuck with us
Stranger: dont get me wrong there are some bankers tht have been doing it for generations
Stranger: but they dont run everything
You: not everything
You: but a lto
You: lot
Stranger: im positive there are ppl above the president
You: congress if you count them
Stranger: no above them
Stranger: the ppl who really run this place
Stranger: unknown executives who;s money is unimagineable
You: oh yeah corporations
You: fuck corporations
Stranger: there are ppl who try to seek them out
You: i hate corporations
Stranger: Bank of America
Stranger: and Citi
Stranger: are the only ones ik
You: i only know for sure that you can only trust a dead man
You: and you can only kill someone once
Stranger: dead men tell no tales
You: dead men can tell tales actually
You: just depends who's reading
You: or listening if you will
Stranger: ah
Stranger: wills and such
Stranger: u hear about the new bill
You: i was talking more along the lines of if i shot someone with a handgun in the back of the head they could trace it back to me pretty easily
Stranger: "Internet Killswitch"
You: oh yeah
You: wont happen
Stranger: will give Obama privillege to shut it all down
You: obama is a garbage president
Stranger: equal to bush
You: theyre all the same person if you think about it
You: none of them really change anything
Stranger: ik!
Stranger: just here and there
Stranger: oh aborions back in
Stranger: and they shut down guatamano
You: they said they did
Stranger: so they say
You: they did not
You: ive been there
Stranger: see?
You: the habeas corpus thing bugs me though
Stranger: its a corrupt world
You: letting all those hajis go free from guantanamo
You: i put some of those guys in there
Stranger: Lincoln proved tht didnt mean anything
You: i got shot in the knee and captured catching one of those assholes
You: and he gets to go walk free while i was a prisoner of war for three days
You: though i guess we're even since he probably got water boarded and all that fun stuff for a few months
Stranger: then what are they doing there now?
You: SSDD
You: same shit different day
Stranger: with what prisoners?
Stranger: if they let em go
You: they let some go
You: not all of them
You: theres still plenty to go around
Stranger: oh
You: and its still getting people put in
Stranger: y say they shut it down though?
You: because it made obama popular
You: everyone knew some of the stuff that went on there
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: gotcha
You: him being a humanitarian made him seem like a great guy
You: fair treatment and all that shit
Stranger: ty for sheding light on tht
You: no problem
You: in my opinion all is fair in love and war
You: and i am a sex offender because of physical love so i say that war is the better alternative
Stranger: hm
You: if we have to torture some known terrorists to end it so be it
You: theyve done worse shit
Stranger: yea i cant believe the beginning of ironman was him getting captured
Stranger: didnt think tht'd come up in a movie
Stranger: sure they didnt REALLY show anything
Stranger: but the concept was there
You: yeah
You: prisoners of war dont get treated too nice
Stranger: yea tht was McCain's ticket
Stranger: former POW
You: he was a POW in nam
You: that shit was bad
Stranger: 3rd gen verten
You: i was a POW for three days and let me tell you it was one of the worst experiences of my life
Stranger: canu tlk about it?
You: yeah for the most part
Stranger: would u?
You: what do you want to know?
Stranger: where did they take u?
You: some small hut in the middle of the desert
You: i really hate the god damn desert by now
Stranger: i can only imagine
Stranger: did they starve u?
You: yeah they did
You: gave me water though
You: because god forbid i die on em
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ask u anything?
You: oh yeah tons of stuff
Stranger: talk?
You: constantly asking me stuff
You: i didnt talk nah
You: i did tell them to fuck themselves a lot though
Stranger: lol im sure tht got em angry
You: they didnt appreciate that funnily enough
Stranger: ha
Stranger: id start speaking spainish or some shit
Stranger: no i say tht
Stranger: but id prolly be to busy pissing myself
You: i pissed myself
You: but that was because they electrocuted the shit out of me
Stranger: i mean out of fear
You: oh
Stranger: fuck...
You: youd be surprised what fear and anger can do to you
You: adrenaline is a hell of a thing
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: ppl say tht alot
You: its true mostly
You: i found it a whole lot easier to resist after they started doing shit to me
You: but thats also because i really wanted to kill them
Stranger: its in me to be tht way
Stranger: but i nvr let it out
You: thats not a good way to be man youll snap eventually
You: my brother always bottled shit up and he eventually ended up drowning himself
You: i myself got into fights all the time
You: and i like to think i turned out relatively well
You: my family isnt too happy im a sex offender
You: but what can you do
Stranger: i wanted to commit suicide from 9-14
You: why?
Stranger: just couldnt deal with things
Stranger: plus i was missing something but hadnt figured it out
You: that blows
You: you gay or something?
Stranger: no lol
You: oh okay
You: what were you missing?
Stranger: love simply enough
You: loveless household?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: its werid
Stranger: bc im werid
You: i'm an ex navy seal sex offender
You: weird is the norm for me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well as far back as i can remember i have never actually loved my parents
Stranger: ive always hated them to such a passion to this very day
Stranger: but now i control it now tht ive matured
Stranger: plus im on my way out finally
Stranger: im 17 got 1 more year of school
You: thats good
You: i hated my dad
You: he beat the christ out of me and my siblings and my mom
You: mom eventually killed him with a frying pan and my oldest brother got custody of us
You: because she got put in the pen
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ya see i suppose i dont have a case
Stranger: i was never beaten
Stranger: nvr saw it
Stranger: nvr happened
Stranger: i ve always had just a feeling of gloom from around them like i knew i wasnt what they wanted
Stranger: i felt i could never live to their expectaion
Stranger: i suppose u could say i shoulda stopped bein a pussy
Stranger: but it was so hard as a kid
You: i know what you mean
You: god i know what you mean
You: as much as an abusive prick as my father was i always wanted to make him be proud of me
You: never was
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my dads old compared to me
Stranger: like theres a generational gap
Stranger: hes 40 years older
Stranger: so me and him couldnt/ still cant relate
Stranger: hes too old school
Stranger: i grew up in a different time all together
Stranger: he couldnt understand me wanting to stay inside and play video games instead of camping or fishing
Stranger: he said i wasnt a real boy
You: thats fucking harsh man
You: i loved that shit as a kid
Stranger: but its just who i was
You: never was much into video games
You: now i am
You: but back when i was a kid i was never in the house
You: he'll accept you some day
You: and if he doesnt then fuck him
Stranger: lol he doesnt have much longer
Stranger: figures
You: i think id like to have kids some day
You: 10ish years maybe
Stranger: how old are u
You: 38
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: idk if i could handle it
You: i think i could
Stranger: but im only half your age
Stranger: no offense
You: none taken
You: yeah id like kids but i doubt i can find a woman whos gonna fall in love and have the kids of a sex offender
Stranger: thts a killer
Stranger: another thing with me was i was an only and i lived next to a farm wit no neighbors
Stranger: so i became really inreverted
Stranger: thts y i liked the games so damn much
Stranger: they'd always play back
You: yeah they would
You: i loved paintballing
You: and shooting
You: not much else
You: i was always kind of a gun nut
Stranger: well kinda obvious lol
You: lol yeah
Stranger: i love laser tag
Stranger: no pain
Stranger: lol
You: well a guy on my team hated guns
You: preferred knives and crazy shit like grenade launchers
You: he was our demolitions expert
Stranger: fits
You: yeah really
You: he shouldve been discharged when he lost an eye from an explosion when he blew a car to hell
Stranger: tsk
You: but he wasnt
You: he was a cool fucking dude too
You: drank a lot when we were off duty
You: but then again we all did
You: we saw some shit
Stranger: see i thirst for some sort of adventure
Stranger: maybe not as extreme as u been through
Stranger: but something cool
You: try rock climbing
You: or manhunt in the woods with a shit load of people
You: something like that
Stranger: tht sounds cool
You: yeah it does
You: word to the wise
You: never play manhunt with rangers on their own turf
Stranger: rangers?
You: US Army Rangers
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
You: theyre fucking good
You: thought they were cheating or some shit
Stranger: cheating?
Stranger: alls fair remember?
You: yes but i am also entitled to bitching when i lose
You: and i was tougher than them so we won the fight that came after us calling them cheaters
Stranger: nice
You: yeah lol
You: good times
You: i still drink with some of those guys if they ever come around my neck of the woods
Stranger: i sometimes hang out in woods behind a private school here with my friends
Stranger: and just 2 weeks ago we felt bad ass for finding a way in and out without getting picked up by cameras
Stranger: (we nvr do anything really cool as u can tell)
Stranger: a new route in the woods was adventrous to us
You: thats pretty cool
You: small steps can lead to big things
Stranger: hopefully
Stranger: damn i wish the laser tag place hadnt gone under
Stranger: damned economy
You: the economy is ridiculous
You: i have an uncle
You: well
You: had
You: had a safe full of gold bricks
You: all his money in the world
Stranger: wow
You: yeah
You: got lifted and they caught the guy and ended up killing him actually
Stranger: hmm?
You: safe got stolen
Stranger: oh
You: uncle got a few of his friends and they went looking for it
You: found some guy dragging it through the street to his house a few streets over
You: didnt even ask him any questions just shot him with a colt
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i live in such a sheltered world
You: eh maybe
You: i live in a pretty violent one
You: speaking of two little fuckers just threw a brick through my window i think im gonna show them how much faster i am than them on foot later man take it easy
You have disconnected.
You: [WARNING: Omegle is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hey
You: hekki
You: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: nm u?
You: nothing much, just got put back on house arrest so i've been pretty bored all cooped up :[
Stranger: oh that must suck
You: yeah it does
Stranger: sex crimes huh?
You: what?
Stranger: ur house arrest?
Stranger: just asking about it
You: nah, what makes you say that?
Stranger: well appearently ur IP belongs to a sex offender
You: what the fuck
You: where does it say that?
Stranger: when we first started tlking
You: really?
Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: wtf how did it get my ip
Stranger: check if thts ur IP
Stranger: ....everysite gets ur IP
You: fuck
You: really?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: what u do?
You: well no point in bullshitting you since i'll probably never talk to you again
You: molested a kid
Stranger: ah
Stranger: and ur a guy?
You: i am
Stranger: was it a boy or a girl?
You: girl
Stranger: well at least ur not totally lost i guess
Stranger: i dont get guys molesting boys
You: neither do i
You: i hate dicks
You: except my own
Stranger: lol ditto
You: tight little pussies i love though
Stranger: who can deny?
Stranger: so is tht what the house arrest is for?
You: yeah, it happened a few years back so i got registered as a sex offender and since i live kinda close to a school and some kid got touched or some bullshit they thought i was me
You: and i'm under house arrest pending further investigation
Stranger: ah thts some bullshit
You: yeah, you fuck up once you get tossed into the system and never let go
Stranger: must suck
You: it does
Stranger: oh heres a tip
Stranger: use a proxy while online
You: i'm gonna have to get on that, yeah
Stranger: gives u a random IP
You: that'll definitely help out
You: you know this explains a lot
You: like all the people disconnecting damn near instantly
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea watch this
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: lol
You: wow, that's new
Stranger: yup
You: shit that's pretty cool lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea
Stranger: does CIA do anything?
You: nah, nothing
You: CIA
Stranger: nope
Stranger: KGB
You: yeah, probably because they're not allowed to operate on american soil
You: nothing
You: that's no fun
Stranger: who?
You: CIA
Stranger: the KGB maybe
You: KGB as well but they probably do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah ur prolly right
Stranger: i said KGB for lolz
You: the KGB technically disbanded like ten years ago
You: theyre still up and kicking though
Stranger: wow someone knows who/what they are
Stranger: (im used to idiots)
You: same here, i only know about the KGB mostly because i dealt with a few guys who were ex KGB back when i was in the military
Stranger: oh
Stranger: metal gear solid 3
Stranger: yup...
You: hey you gotta learn this stuff somewhere lol
Stranger: PS2! lol
You: navy SEAL dishonorably discharged, myself
Stranger: oh boy what u do?
You: sex offender thing
Stranger: man that bites
You: had sex with this young asian girl in the phillipines
You: yeah it does
You: i fucking loved being a seal man
Stranger: did u rape her or something?
You: well she said i did
You: i most certainly did not though
Stranger: damn
Stranger: ....bitches
You: yeah, what can you do
You: i lose my trident she goes in the newspapers
Stranger: its hard when u have yellow fever i guess
You: eh not so much yellow fever just horny as fuck and she was gorgeous
Stranger: ah
Stranger: like 14 or something?
You: 16 i think
Stranger: well wtf?
You: well it's not the age that matters so much as her and her family claiming i raped her
Stranger: oh
You: yeah...
You: well i won in the long run i guess
Stranger: how?
You: because of her family blowing the rape whistle my team got pulled out and before our replacements arrived and i was extradited back to america for trial the conflict in the village escalated and the entire thing ended up burning to the ground
You: two survivors, an old fisherman and his son
Stranger: wow
You: yeah, if either my team or devgru was there it wouldnt have went down like that
Stranger: did her family die?
You: her and her family were found charred and dead in their house
Stranger: damn
Stranger: what the bitch gets i suppose
You: yeah, karma in a big way
Stranger: well hey ur still paying fo rit
You: yeah i am, regrettably
Stranger: bc shit...theres nothing wrong with having sex with a 16 yr old
You: not at all
Stranger: hell ive done it
You: i have too
You: i've done it back here in the states
You: but nobody believes a soldier boy over some cute little phillipino girl who cries rape
You: the thing that bugs me the most is i have to fucking introduce myself as a sex offender in any sort of formal situation
Stranger: ew
You: can't get a girlfriend or anything either
You: it's a huge pain
Stranger: tht stupid megans law?
You: yeah, that's the one i think
You: and the god damn sign on my lawn
You: "A SEX OFFENDER LIVES HERE"
Stranger: can u move from the US?
You: nope, especially not now that i'm being investigated
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i always planned on leaving
You: i was thinking of leaving and moving to the carribean or something once i finished up my fifth tour
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i wanna live in europe
You: i'd like to live somewhere where it's always sunny and the water's clear
You: love the water
You: it's why i ended up joining the SEALs
Stranger: oh i hate the water
Stranger: ive lived near it
Stranger: river town
You: i lived on the coast in california for most of my life
You: now i live in this shithole in ohio
Stranger: lol wow
Stranger: downgrade
You: yeah, only place i could afford and i have some friends out here
You: people don't like hiring a "jilted ex military rapist"
Stranger: hmm i dont think i would
Stranger: ud have to be LEGIT
You: yeah, it's a shame they don't listen
You: or don't believe me when i tell them
Stranger: im sure u can see it both ways though
You: oh absolutely i can
You: its just kinda hard to accept it when i have enough trouble getting food and shit on the table and dealing with broken windows every so often because people like to see who can make the sex offender's life the worst
Stranger: damn
Stranger: uk i thought tht sex off IP thing was a trick lol
Stranger: now ik its legit
Stranger: unless ur one of those weridos who has an alter ego on the net
You: if i had an alter ego it'd be much cooler than who i am
You: or at the very least i'd switch it up so i killed the girl rather than her getting killed in a fire lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so is it all tht same charge or did u do it again in the US?
You: same charge, the phillipino government pushed for me to be extradited back to the us so i could get a heavier sentence
You: people really fucking hate the us
You: and americans
Stranger: lol i do too
You: i do now
You: used to think america was the greatest place on the goddamn planet
Stranger: i did too till i was 12
Stranger: its just kinda a subtle propaganda shoved down our throats as kids
You: yeah it is
You: apple pie, bald eagles, and the american fucking dream
Stranger: they potray every other coounrty as poor on tv
You: most other countries are pretty poor but there are definitely wealthy sections in every country
Stranger: i mean i meet ppl here all over
Stranger: so they must have a comp and internet
You: oh yeah the internets all over the fucking place
Stranger: well that and access to it
You: yeah that too
You: satellites and towers all around the world and space
Stranger: kinda scary really
Stranger: globalization isnt always good
You: not at all
Stranger: but heres something i dont get
Stranger: we've looked for bi laden for 8 years now
Stranger: and they found tht vander sloot guy in chile in 2 days!
You: oh yeah they did
You: bin laden's dead
You: probably has been for years now
Stranger: what?
You: there's no way he's alive
You: delta was on his ass
You: plus the rest of the world
Stranger: i never heard that
You: oh yeah theyll never announce it
Stranger: r u sure u dont mean sadaam?
You: not until the president wants to pull out
You: nah sadam was hung or hanged or whatever
You: osama bin laden is definitely not alive
Stranger: right i knew that
You: there is no way he survived this long on the run from the world and delta force
You: delta force does not fuck around
You: ive met some delta guys
Stranger: hmm i always wanted to ask someone in the army (just a grunt) wtf is goin on
You: i was in iraq years before this shit started but if what my buddies say is true then theyre not doing much of anything over there
You: bin laden is dead though i can almost gurantee that
Stranger: wow
Stranger: son of a bitch
Stranger: the governemt is always lying
You: yeah they are
Stranger: i want out
You: keep one hand in the dark
You: never let one know what the other is doing
You: its what special forces is all about
Stranger: i think america will cause a new world revolution i want no part of
Stranger: just wait till the national ID card comes out
You: thats going to be a fucking debacle if that really happens
Stranger: bc of all the "illegal immigration"
Stranger: "for safety"
Stranger: i want out of here b4 tht
You: control the populus before they can rise against the government
You: its what makes the government so effective
Stranger: and no one ever knows wtf im tlking about bc its never announced
You: they werent gonna announce sadaams capture either
Stranger: tht and maybe bc im still in high school....bust still
You: if it was a special forces outfit that got him
You: he'd still be one of the aces
Stranger: *but
You: how old are you exactly?
Stranger: 17
You: youre pretty smart for a kid
Stranger: lol thnx
Stranger: i grew up fast
You: i know what you mean
You: friend of mine has a kid thats 16 and the kid is smart as hell
Stranger: only child with a borderline genius IQ
You: i was in a family of 9 kids, myself
Stranger: wow
You: never took an iq test but i scored pretty damn high on the BUD/s test
You: and i did a pretty good job of not getting shot too much
You: so id say im acceptably smart
Stranger: lol appearently
Stranger: im a certified computer tech
Stranger: but no one will hire a monor with no exp
Stranger: *minor
You: yeah i know what you mean, its a real bitch to get work sometimes
You: only real skills i have to my name are carpentry and killing
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hitman?
You: if i had the patience to deal with the mobs bullshit then id move to new york right now
You: i cant join a PMC unfortunately
Stranger: PMC?
You: private military company
You: mercernaries
You: like blackwater
Stranger: oh
Stranger: bc of the charges?
You: yeah
You: they would take a dishonorably discharged special forces operator any day
You: but because i am technically a criminal they cant take me
You: no matter how good my record is
Stranger: *rage*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: damn
You: yeah its a real shame, id love to see more action
You: that and im kinda ocd about my confirmed killcount
Stranger: lol
Stranger: five hundred some is the record i think
Stranger: some finnish sniper
You: white death
Stranger: winter war
You: that guy was a fucking hardass
Stranger: finland is a cool place
Stranger: literally
You: lol yeah it is
Stranger: polar bears walking around
Stranger: viking metal
You: christ i love metal
Stranger: scandinavian accents
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: \m/
You: i wanted to go to the big four tour at the sonisphere but this bullshit got pulled up and now i'm on house arrest
Stranger: big 4?
You: couldnt even go to the movies to see it broadcast
Stranger: thrashe's big 4?
You: yeah
Stranger: thrash
You: megadeth metallica slayer and anthrax
Stranger: oh no way
Stranger: win
Stranger: americas best
You: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-_-E3JORM&feature=related
You: makes me wish i went so badly
You: i could probably make it there but i would be in so much shit when i got home
You: and i dont feel like spending the rest of my life running from the law
You: spent more than enough time running from fucking insurgents and assholes with guns
Stranger: yeah i would never be a soldier
You: i loved every minute of it
You: i miss the hell out of it
Stranger: i wanna be in an A/Ced office
You: i couldnt handle a desk job
Stranger: my dads tht way
Stranger: thts what i want though
You: all the more power to you
You: knowing what you want is one of the best things in life there is for you
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i wanna work with comps
Stranger: like anaylist
Stranger: or tech
You: thatd be pretty interesting
You: we had some techies accompany our team back on a few ops
You: one of them even knew how to handle a gun which surprised the shit out of us lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: rifle or pistol?
You: both actually
You: we gave him an m9 to hang onto in case shit got serious and when one of our guys got clipped in the shoulder by some prick with an ak47 he handled his m4 pretty well while we dragged him off
Stranger: wow and here i thought tht mustaine would nvr share the stage with metallica
You: yeah i never thought mustaine would be within 100 feet of hetfield and ulrich after the shit that happened in the beginning
Stranger: what were they there to do
You: we needed some information on servers or computers or something in this shithole base in a desert out in afghanistan
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Dave mustaine: Hey Lars, got a new album huh?
Stranger: Lars: yea did u buy it?
Stranger: Dave: no i downloaded it from napster
You: lol
You: oh god ulrich is such a cunt
Stranger: he is
Stranger: a double bass master though
You: yeah
You: as much of a fucker as he is theres no denying hes a good drummer
You: like this kid on my team
You: total asshole
You: wanted to shoot him or punch him in the face
You: he was one of the best shots ive ever seen with a sniper rifle
Stranger: oh fuck ik a guy like tht
You: you do?
Stranger: yea except not a sniper but like 3rd degree black belt
You: oh damn
You: black belts are pretty fucking tough
You: i got a friend whos 6'6 and can bench like 650 or some shit and he got the shit kicked out of him by some black belt in a barfight
Stranger: the fucker is 100 lbs though and tlks like he could just completely destroy anyone
You: yeah the guy my friend fought was like 5'6
You: it was fucking insane
You: if i wasnt so shitfaced id have tried helping my friend
Stranger: lol
You: hell id have just shot the little fucker and moved on
Stranger: license to kill
Stranger: *bang*
You: i had one of those
You: then i got fired
You: i miss it
You:
Stranger: dang
Stranger: how do u get one?
You: join the military and kill a whole bunch of insurgents
Stranger: really?
You: yeah if youre delta or some other special forces outfit you can get one pretty easy
You: my entire team got one
Stranger: hmm only way?
You: as far as i know
You: i doubt theyd give one to a civvie
Stranger: can u killl in the US too?
You: i could kill anyone if i had a reason
You: hell back in the day i didnt even really need a good reason
Stranger: he looked at me funny
You: pretty much
You: i shot some guy in the face for stealing my wallet in baghdad
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i just dont think i could do it
You: kill someone?
Stranger: yea
You: neither did i
You: it never really gets easier
You: well
Stranger: too much compassion deep down in my heart
You: i say that but i could probably shoot anyone in the head these days and not really care
You: i've killed 326 men, 17 women, 2 children, and more animals than i can remember
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i just couldnt unless i lost myself
Stranger: i try to retain goodness
You: i like to think i'm a good person
You: i mean ive killed a shit load of people but it was always out of necessity
You: except one of the kids that was an accident
Stranger: aw
You: i'll never forget that shit
You: long as i live
Stranger: daamn
Stranger: what happened?
You: some guy grabbed the kid and was pointing a gun at us screaming about allah and all those crazy haji gods and i was the only one who had the shot
You: i took the shot and it clipped the kid right through the top of his head and turned his head into a salad bowl
You: brains and blood and all that shit absolutely everywhere
Stranger: fuuuuuuu-
You: shot the guy with the gun too
You: kids parents sobbed over his corpse begging god to do something
You: i dunno
Stranger: gosh thts horrible
Stranger: and im sure theres worse to come for the world
You: yeah there is
Stranger: the islams are making a bad name for religions everywhere
You: yeah they are
You: i fucking hate militant islamists
Stranger: and thts y everyones going athiest
You: i dont give a shit about religious people
You: but militant islamists digust me
You: they hate everyone who disagrees with them and wan to kill them all
Stranger: my gerneration is going into this huge mass of athiesm and agnosticism
Stranger: im sure it'll spread and religion will be wiped out
You: religions never gonna be gone man
You: people are too afraid of death
Stranger: i think it was destined to happen
Stranger: i wont see the great end
Stranger: but my generation will open the door
Stranger: sad but i can just kinda see it
Stranger: ppl with religion will be an extremest minority one day
Stranger: bc the muslums are killing everyone they deem bad
You: yeah they are
You: christians did it a lot
You: america kills everyone
You: but we also have all the nukes
You: so fuck everyone else
You: lol
Stranger: jews. christians and muslums are supposed to be on the same sie
Stranger: side
Stranger: its all the same thing
You: pretty much
Stranger: essentially
You: jews do more or less run the world though
Stranger: meh...
Stranger: more of a scapegoat really
You: oh theyre definitely a scapegoat
You: but israel is tight enough with the us that anyone fucks with them they fuck with us
Stranger: dont get me wrong there are some bankers tht have been doing it for generations
Stranger: but they dont run everything
You: not everything
You: but a lto
You: lot
Stranger: im positive there are ppl above the president
You: congress if you count them
Stranger: no above them
Stranger: the ppl who really run this place
Stranger: unknown executives who;s money is unimagineable
You: oh yeah corporations
You: fuck corporations
Stranger: there are ppl who try to seek them out
You: i hate corporations
Stranger: Bank of America
Stranger: and Citi
Stranger: are the only ones ik
You: i only know for sure that you can only trust a dead man
You: and you can only kill someone once
Stranger: dead men tell no tales
You: dead men can tell tales actually
You: just depends who's reading
You: or listening if you will
Stranger: ah
Stranger: wills and such
Stranger: u hear about the new bill
You: i was talking more along the lines of if i shot someone with a handgun in the back of the head they could trace it back to me pretty easily
Stranger: "Internet Killswitch"
You: oh yeah
You: wont happen
Stranger: will give Obama privillege to shut it all down
You: obama is a garbage president
Stranger: equal to bush
You: theyre all the same person if you think about it
You: none of them really change anything
Stranger: ik!
Stranger: just here and there
Stranger: oh aborions back in
Stranger: and they shut down guatamano
You: they said they did
Stranger: so they say
You: they did not
You: ive been there
Stranger: see?
You: the habeas corpus thing bugs me though
Stranger: its a corrupt world
You: letting all those hajis go free from guantanamo
You: i put some of those guys in there
Stranger: Lincoln proved tht didnt mean anything
You: i got shot in the knee and captured catching one of those assholes
You: and he gets to go walk free while i was a prisoner of war for three days
You: though i guess we're even since he probably got water boarded and all that fun stuff for a few months
Stranger: then what are they doing there now?
You: SSDD
You: same shit different day
Stranger: with what prisoners?
Stranger: if they let em go
You: they let some go
You: not all of them
You: theres still plenty to go around
Stranger: oh
You: and its still getting people put in
Stranger: y say they shut it down though?
You: because it made obama popular
You: everyone knew some of the stuff that went on there
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: gotcha
You: him being a humanitarian made him seem like a great guy
You: fair treatment and all that shit
Stranger: ty for sheding light on tht
You: no problem
You: in my opinion all is fair in love and war
You: and i am a sex offender because of physical love so i say that war is the better alternative
Stranger: hm
You: if we have to torture some known terrorists to end it so be it
You: theyve done worse shit
Stranger: yea i cant believe the beginning of ironman was him getting captured
Stranger: didnt think tht'd come up in a movie
Stranger: sure they didnt REALLY show anything
Stranger: but the concept was there
You: yeah
You: prisoners of war dont get treated too nice
Stranger: yea tht was McCain's ticket
Stranger: former POW
You: he was a POW in nam
You: that shit was bad
Stranger: 3rd gen verten
You: i was a POW for three days and let me tell you it was one of the worst experiences of my life
Stranger: canu tlk about it?
You: yeah for the most part
Stranger: would u?
You: what do you want to know?
Stranger: where did they take u?
You: some small hut in the middle of the desert
You: i really hate the god damn desert by now
Stranger: i can only imagine
Stranger: did they starve u?
You: yeah they did
You: gave me water though
You: because god forbid i die on em
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ask u anything?
You: oh yeah tons of stuff
Stranger: talk?
You: constantly asking me stuff
You: i didnt talk nah
You: i did tell them to fuck themselves a lot though
Stranger: lol im sure tht got em angry
You: they didnt appreciate that funnily enough
Stranger: ha
Stranger: id start speaking spainish or some shit
Stranger: no i say tht
Stranger: but id prolly be to busy pissing myself
You: i pissed myself
You: but that was because they electrocuted the shit out of me
Stranger: i mean out of fear
You: oh
Stranger: fuck...
You: youd be surprised what fear and anger can do to you
You: adrenaline is a hell of a thing
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: ppl say tht alot
You: its true mostly
You: i found it a whole lot easier to resist after they started doing shit to me
You: but thats also because i really wanted to kill them
Stranger: its in me to be tht way
Stranger: but i nvr let it out
You: thats not a good way to be man youll snap eventually
You: my brother always bottled shit up and he eventually ended up drowning himself
You: i myself got into fights all the time
You: and i like to think i turned out relatively well
You: my family isnt too happy im a sex offender
You: but what can you do
Stranger: i wanted to commit suicide from 9-14
You: why?
Stranger: just couldnt deal with things
Stranger: plus i was missing something but hadnt figured it out
You: that blows
You: you gay or something?
Stranger: no lol
You: oh okay
You: what were you missing?
Stranger: love simply enough
You: loveless household?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: its werid
Stranger: bc im werid
You: i'm an ex navy seal sex offender
You: weird is the norm for me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well as far back as i can remember i have never actually loved my parents
Stranger: ive always hated them to such a passion to this very day
Stranger: but now i control it now tht ive matured
Stranger: plus im on my way out finally
Stranger: im 17 got 1 more year of school
You: thats good
You: i hated my dad
You: he beat the christ out of me and my siblings and my mom
You: mom eventually killed him with a frying pan and my oldest brother got custody of us
You: because she got put in the pen
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ya see i suppose i dont have a case
Stranger: i was never beaten
Stranger: nvr saw it
Stranger: nvr happened
Stranger: i ve always had just a feeling of gloom from around them like i knew i wasnt what they wanted
Stranger: i felt i could never live to their expectaion
Stranger: i suppose u could say i shoulda stopped bein a pussy
Stranger: but it was so hard as a kid
You: i know what you mean
You: god i know what you mean
You: as much as an abusive prick as my father was i always wanted to make him be proud of me
You: never was
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my dads old compared to me
Stranger: like theres a generational gap
Stranger: hes 40 years older
Stranger: so me and him couldnt/ still cant relate
Stranger: hes too old school
Stranger: i grew up in a different time all together
Stranger: he couldnt understand me wanting to stay inside and play video games instead of camping or fishing
Stranger: he said i wasnt a real boy
You: thats fucking harsh man
You: i loved that shit as a kid
Stranger: but its just who i was
You: never was much into video games
You: now i am
You: but back when i was a kid i was never in the house
You: he'll accept you some day
You: and if he doesnt then fuck him
Stranger: lol he doesnt have much longer
Stranger: figures
You: i think id like to have kids some day
You: 10ish years maybe
Stranger: how old are u
You: 38
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: idk if i could handle it
You: i think i could
Stranger: but im only half your age
Stranger: no offense
You: none taken
You: yeah id like kids but i doubt i can find a woman whos gonna fall in love and have the kids of a sex offender
Stranger: thts a killer
Stranger: another thing with me was i was an only and i lived next to a farm wit no neighbors
Stranger: so i became really inreverted
Stranger: thts y i liked the games so damn much
Stranger: they'd always play back
You: yeah they would
You: i loved paintballing
You: and shooting
You: not much else
You: i was always kind of a gun nut
Stranger: well kinda obvious lol
You: lol yeah
Stranger: i love laser tag
Stranger: no pain
Stranger: lol
You: well a guy on my team hated guns
You: preferred knives and crazy shit like grenade launchers
You: he was our demolitions expert
Stranger: fits
You: yeah really
You: he shouldve been discharged when he lost an eye from an explosion when he blew a car to hell
Stranger: tsk
You: but he wasnt
You: he was a cool fucking dude too
You: drank a lot when we were off duty
You: but then again we all did
You: we saw some shit
Stranger: see i thirst for some sort of adventure
Stranger: maybe not as extreme as u been through
Stranger: but something cool
You: try rock climbing
You: or manhunt in the woods with a shit load of people
You: something like that
Stranger: tht sounds cool
You: yeah it does
You: word to the wise
You: never play manhunt with rangers on their own turf
Stranger: rangers?
You: US Army Rangers
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
You: theyre fucking good
You: thought they were cheating or some shit
Stranger: cheating?
Stranger: alls fair remember?
You: yes but i am also entitled to bitching when i lose
You: and i was tougher than them so we won the fight that came after us calling them cheaters
Stranger: nice
You: yeah lol
You: good times
You: i still drink with some of those guys if they ever come around my neck of the woods
Stranger: i sometimes hang out in woods behind a private school here with my friends
Stranger: and just 2 weeks ago we felt bad ass for finding a way in and out without getting picked up by cameras
Stranger: (we nvr do anything really cool as u can tell)
Stranger: a new route in the woods was adventrous to us
You: thats pretty cool
You: small steps can lead to big things
Stranger: hopefully
Stranger: damn i wish the laser tag place hadnt gone under
Stranger: damned economy
You: the economy is ridiculous
You: i have an uncle
You: well
You: had
You: had a safe full of gold bricks
You: all his money in the world
Stranger: wow
You: yeah
You: got lifted and they caught the guy and ended up killing him actually
Stranger: hmm?
You: safe got stolen
Stranger: oh
You: uncle got a few of his friends and they went looking for it
You: found some guy dragging it through the street to his house a few streets over
You: didnt even ask him any questions just shot him with a colt
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i live in such a sheltered world
You: eh maybe
You: i live in a pretty violent one
You: speaking of two little fuckers just threw a brick through my window i think im gonna show them how much faster i am than them on foot later man take it easy
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