Post by Drunken Doctor on Sept 17, 2009 12:56:34 GMT -5
(more than he already does)
So, I live in the dorm style apartments my school has for us, and one of my roommates is a really odd fellow. Two of the other guys living here that left past quarter thought he was probably, like, some serial killer or something. I mean, he just up and leaves for, like, weeks at a time, and when he returns he just sits down on the couch, plugs his laptop in and sits there watching youtube videos all quiet. When we'd ask him were he was, he'd just be like "I was just visiting family", in his super nice, super low volume voice. I couldn't even imagine this guy yelling...and there's just something wrong with that.
So, these two new guys moved in, and they were being vaginas about starting school together and shit, so they made him move into my room so that they could share a room. And geez...the dude is just creepy.
It's been 3 months now, and I've never seen him without a shirt on. Don't get me wrong here. Ain't sayin' I wanna see his man boobs, but being a Marine, I lived around other dudes enough to know that motherfuckers have no qualms about walking around without a shirt once in a while. This guy? I've yet to see him with less than TWO layers of shirts on his body at once. He never wears any sort of shorts either. He gets home (from school or from murdering prostitutes, or whatever) and he changes out of his long sleeve shirt, t-shirt and pants into a polo, t-shirt and pants. And it wasn't until this quarter that I even saw what his arms looked like past his wrist. I thought he was going to be covered in satanic tattoos or some crazy scars or something man...
So, like, recently, I've been noticing that he'll go into the bathroom and leave the lights off. Now, I'm talking about, this is at night time, and the bathroom on our side of the apartment has no window, or any other source of light. What the Hell do you think he's doing in there? Should I ask him? This shit creeps me out, man...
I try to consider that he's really socially awkward though. Sometimes when I bring a girl over, he'll make some pretty terrible attempts at making conversation...like, sometimes he offers them candy (fuck if I know, man). And when I'm on my laptop, and I laugh at something, he'll just come over and straight just peek at my goddamn screen without even asking. And even the conversations that he attempts to start with me are full of fail. He'll usually just ask me some really closed ended questions, or go "Don't you hate it when people..." without even considering what my view on the subject would be. I usually have to pause for a long minute before I answer him...
And maybe he's just got some self-image issues. I mean, he is pretty skinny(and trust that, coming from me, that means pretty damn skinny), and he has asked me about gaining weight and exercise before (though he's yet to take an offer to hit the gym up with me when I go). All of these things still don't explain the lights off in the bathroom thing though...
So what do y'all think? Serial prostitute killer that likes to masturbate in the dark to memories of his victims...or simply misunderstood?
So, I live in the dorm style apartments my school has for us, and one of my roommates is a really odd fellow. Two of the other guys living here that left past quarter thought he was probably, like, some serial killer or something. I mean, he just up and leaves for, like, weeks at a time, and when he returns he just sits down on the couch, plugs his laptop in and sits there watching youtube videos all quiet. When we'd ask him were he was, he'd just be like "I was just visiting family", in his super nice, super low volume voice. I couldn't even imagine this guy yelling...and there's just something wrong with that.
So, these two new guys moved in, and they were being vaginas about starting school together and shit, so they made him move into my room so that they could share a room. And geez...the dude is just creepy.
It's been 3 months now, and I've never seen him without a shirt on. Don't get me wrong here. Ain't sayin' I wanna see his man boobs, but being a Marine, I lived around other dudes enough to know that motherfuckers have no qualms about walking around without a shirt once in a while. This guy? I've yet to see him with less than TWO layers of shirts on his body at once. He never wears any sort of shorts either. He gets home (from school or from murdering prostitutes, or whatever) and he changes out of his long sleeve shirt, t-shirt and pants into a polo, t-shirt and pants. And it wasn't until this quarter that I even saw what his arms looked like past his wrist. I thought he was going to be covered in satanic tattoos or some crazy scars or something man...
So, like, recently, I've been noticing that he'll go into the bathroom and leave the lights off. Now, I'm talking about, this is at night time, and the bathroom on our side of the apartment has no window, or any other source of light. What the Hell do you think he's doing in there? Should I ask him? This shit creeps me out, man...
I try to consider that he's really socially awkward though. Sometimes when I bring a girl over, he'll make some pretty terrible attempts at making conversation...like, sometimes he offers them candy (fuck if I know, man). And when I'm on my laptop, and I laugh at something, he'll just come over and straight just peek at my goddamn screen without even asking. And even the conversations that he attempts to start with me are full of fail. He'll usually just ask me some really closed ended questions, or go "Don't you hate it when people..." without even considering what my view on the subject would be. I usually have to pause for a long minute before I answer him...
And maybe he's just got some self-image issues. I mean, he is pretty skinny(and trust that, coming from me, that means pretty damn skinny), and he has asked me about gaining weight and exercise before (though he's yet to take an offer to hit the gym up with me when I go). All of these things still don't explain the lights off in the bathroom thing though...
So what do y'all think? Serial prostitute killer that likes to masturbate in the dark to memories of his victims...or simply misunderstood?
