Post by Dark on Sept 12, 2009 22:33:55 GMT -5
Gentlemen.
As some of you may know, I play on a GMOD RP server.
As you also may know I in no way shape or form follow rules unless I have to.
I was playing on it and when the last admin left, I procured a sniper rifle (bought it and killed the guy who sold it to me before I paid him), silenced pistol, shotgun (read: killed someone who had it and picked it up while jumping on his body), crowbar, and BREACHING CHARGES.
My massive e-peen quickly went to my head so I bought the doors to the roof of a tall building and assassinated the mayor of the city, and nobody traced it to me.
After this event, I began to sling my drugs and weapons (beans and Desert Eagles) and when some motherfucker saw fit to screw me out of an entire shipment of beans, I followed him to his home, breached the front door, and took him hostage. Because all hostages must listen to their captors, I forced him to give me all his money. I then grossly broke the rules and stabbed him in the head, instantly killing him.
Then I decided I needed more money, so I went to the home of the newest player, and breached his door. He promptly said "wtf get out" so I shot him in the face eight times with a desert eagle and destroyed his contraband and took his mp5.
I thought it would be cool to see how many people liked free things, so I dropped a pile of Desert Eagles in the fountain and sent out an advert saying "free deagles in the fountain go get them
" and proceeded to snipe the next 8 people to come trying to get them, and picked them up.
After I ran out of bullets, and my killcount reset, I returned home to refill my contraband. After opening my front door I found someone attempting to break into my bathroom, where I held my contraband. I said "nice try faggot" and killed him with my shotgun, claiming his as my own. I then baited and killed him 2 more times, jumping up and down on his body each time.
I then decided to become the man, and went Overwatch. There were some idiots who thought they could break rules, and when I noticed they weren't me, I promptly arrested them and their entire team indefinitely. Before their leader could break them out, I killed him and confiscated his lockpick (shame I couldn't use it). I then went to each and every one of their homes, ramming down their doors and destroying their only form of income. After about 45 minutes or so of them doing nothing at all, their bitching got to me. So I accepted the fact I'd have to do something with them. I unlocked their cells one by one, blocking their exit with my muscular inhuman machine body. I spent a few minutes per cell, the climax being me knocking them out and either stomping them to death or blowing them to shit with my shotgun.
Soon after I decided my time as an officer was well spent, although my brand of justice may have been considered "extreme". I bought rifle ammo (and robbed the store, getting about 10x what I spent), and became a hitman. I worked for myself for the most part and just sort of shot people in the face.
It was a night well spent.
As some of you may know, I play on a GMOD RP server.
As you also may know I in no way shape or form follow rules unless I have to.
I was playing on it and when the last admin left, I procured a sniper rifle (bought it and killed the guy who sold it to me before I paid him), silenced pistol, shotgun (read: killed someone who had it and picked it up while jumping on his body), crowbar, and BREACHING CHARGES.
My massive e-peen quickly went to my head so I bought the doors to the roof of a tall building and assassinated the mayor of the city, and nobody traced it to me.
After this event, I began to sling my drugs and weapons (beans and Desert Eagles) and when some motherfucker saw fit to screw me out of an entire shipment of beans, I followed him to his home, breached the front door, and took him hostage. Because all hostages must listen to their captors, I forced him to give me all his money. I then grossly broke the rules and stabbed him in the head, instantly killing him.
Then I decided I needed more money, so I went to the home of the newest player, and breached his door. He promptly said "wtf get out" so I shot him in the face eight times with a desert eagle and destroyed his contraband and took his mp5.
I thought it would be cool to see how many people liked free things, so I dropped a pile of Desert Eagles in the fountain and sent out an advert saying "free deagles in the fountain go get them
" and proceeded to snipe the next 8 people to come trying to get them, and picked them up. After I ran out of bullets, and my killcount reset, I returned home to refill my contraband. After opening my front door I found someone attempting to break into my bathroom, where I held my contraband. I said "nice try faggot" and killed him with my shotgun, claiming his as my own. I then baited and killed him 2 more times, jumping up and down on his body each time.
I then decided to become the man, and went Overwatch. There were some idiots who thought they could break rules, and when I noticed they weren't me, I promptly arrested them and their entire team indefinitely. Before their leader could break them out, I killed him and confiscated his lockpick (shame I couldn't use it). I then went to each and every one of their homes, ramming down their doors and destroying their only form of income. After about 45 minutes or so of them doing nothing at all, their bitching got to me. So I accepted the fact I'd have to do something with them. I unlocked their cells one by one, blocking their exit with my muscular inhuman machine body. I spent a few minutes per cell, the climax being me knocking them out and either stomping them to death or blowing them to shit with my shotgun.
Soon after I decided my time as an officer was well spent, although my brand of justice may have been considered "extreme". I bought rifle ammo (and robbed the store, getting about 10x what I spent), and became a hitman. I worked for myself for the most part and just sort of shot people in the face.
It was a night well spent.