Post by Dark on Aug 7, 2009 21:54:30 GMT -5
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You: Wild DUGTRIO appears!
Stranger: are you serious mate ur a peanut
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Stranger: are you a joke
You: no
You: are you a fag?
You: ya
Stranger: nah mate straighter than you
You: i'm sure
You: 5 bucks says you're here for cyber pussy
You: fatty
Stranger: easiest 5 bucks i have ever got
You: you fatty
You: cyber pussy cause you cant get real pussy?
You: sad
Stranger: get more than you pal
You: i get 10x more than you
You: oh
You: wait
You: 10 x 0 is still 0
You: OWNED
You: FATTY
Stranger: mathematician
Stranger: good onya einstein
You: onme?
You: WAIT
You: YOU'RE FROM THE UK
You: LOL
You: CRUMPETS!
You: TEA
You: EHWOT
Stranger: wheres your hole of a home
You: fucking antarctica bro
You: i'm fucking bear grylls
You: you can't ignore my girthy
You: especially in the pusk
You: moar like PUSSY K
You: UNITED UNDER A COCK SPURTING CUM ALL OVER YOU AND YOUR AWFUL TEETH
Stranger: do u get past grade two cant even spell more
You: lol
You: lolololloololololool
You: says the guy who abbreviates "you" to "u"
You: make fun of my intelligence when you aren't a lazy fuck
Stranger: coming from the man who talks about cum all day long
You: we've been speaking for a few minutes bro
You: you don't know me
You: nice try though
Stranger: you have no idea who i am either i could be the prime minister or the pope
You: and?
You: you're still a fag and a pussy
You: if you're the pope you're an idiot who wears a silly hat and tells people stupid fictional stories
Stranger: would a fag excite
You: what?
Stranger: what do you do for a career cyber geek
You: i'm a private defense contractor
You: what do you do, suck dicks for a living?
Stranger: thats you champ
You: ooh
You: stunning rebuttal
You: i'm speechless
You: really
Stranger: your a big tough guy hey
You: i am but that has nothing to do with this
You: the fact you're retarded and i have a brain is all there is to this little chat
Stranger: more intelligent than you mate how many university degrees do you hold?
You: none, and i'm sure you have like a dozen, but news flash pally, they're little fucking pieces of paper that say you completed easy classes and are deep in debt
You: and even if you have any, you still talk like a fucking retard
You: so my point is even further proved
Stranger: your swearing tells me that your to stupid to think of anything decent to say
You: oh my god
You: are you really that dumb?
You: you're THAT slow you can't think of a decent comeback?
You: and you can't differentiate between you're and your?
You: your = possession, dude
You: you're = you are
You: good try though
Stranger: well done mate
Stranger: what are you getting all fired up about
You: just the fact a dumbass such as yourself has such a condescending attitude and people like you don't belong on this fucking earth, that's all
You: oh
You: by the way
You: i'm only 15 and i'm smarter than you
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You: go kill yourself
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You: Wild DUGTRIO appears!
Stranger: are you serious mate ur a peanut
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Stranger: are you a joke
You: no
You: are you a fag?
You: ya
Stranger: nah mate straighter than you
You: i'm sure
You: 5 bucks says you're here for cyber pussy
You: fatty
Stranger: easiest 5 bucks i have ever got
You: you fatty
You: cyber pussy cause you cant get real pussy?
You: sad
Stranger: get more than you pal
You: i get 10x more than you
You: oh
You: wait
You: 10 x 0 is still 0
You: OWNED
You: FATTY
Stranger: mathematician
Stranger: good onya einstein
You: onme?
You: WAIT
You: YOU'RE FROM THE UK
You: LOL
You: CRUMPETS!
You: TEA
You: EHWOT
Stranger: wheres your hole of a home
You: fucking antarctica bro
You: i'm fucking bear grylls
You: you can't ignore my girthy
You: especially in the pusk
You: moar like PUSSY K
You: UNITED UNDER A COCK SPURTING CUM ALL OVER YOU AND YOUR AWFUL TEETH
Stranger: do u get past grade two cant even spell more
You: lol
You: lolololloololololool
You: says the guy who abbreviates "you" to "u"
You: make fun of my intelligence when you aren't a lazy fuck
Stranger: coming from the man who talks about cum all day long
You: we've been speaking for a few minutes bro
You: you don't know me
You: nice try though
Stranger: you have no idea who i am either i could be the prime minister or the pope
You: and?
You: you're still a fag and a pussy
You: if you're the pope you're an idiot who wears a silly hat and tells people stupid fictional stories
Stranger: would a fag excite
You: what?
Stranger: what do you do for a career cyber geek
You: i'm a private defense contractor
You: what do you do, suck dicks for a living?
Stranger: thats you champ
You: ooh
You: stunning rebuttal
You: i'm speechless
You: really
Stranger: your a big tough guy hey
You: i am but that has nothing to do with this
You: the fact you're retarded and i have a brain is all there is to this little chat
Stranger: more intelligent than you mate how many university degrees do you hold?
You: none, and i'm sure you have like a dozen, but news flash pally, they're little fucking pieces of paper that say you completed easy classes and are deep in debt
You: and even if you have any, you still talk like a fucking retard
You: so my point is even further proved
Stranger: your swearing tells me that your to stupid to think of anything decent to say
You: oh my god
You: are you really that dumb?
You: you're THAT slow you can't think of a decent comeback?
You: and you can't differentiate between you're and your?
You: your = possession, dude
You: you're = you are
You: good try though
Stranger: well done mate
Stranger: what are you getting all fired up about
You: just the fact a dumbass such as yourself has such a condescending attitude and people like you don't belong on this fucking earth, that's all
You: oh
You: by the way
You: i'm only 15 and i'm smarter than you
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You: go kill yourself
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