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Post by Team Jerk on May 26, 2009 23:59:18 GMT -5
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Dark
CPL
Good Demoman[Xb0:xXDarkDestroyer]
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Post by Dark on Jun 1, 2009 19:35:03 GMT -5
ON THE SUBJECT OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE
Rob V. is a sexual deviant, who has a never-ending sexual appetite. He has been know to use both inanimate objects and woodland creatures as butt plugs. There have been several scenarios which brought this character into the public eye. The first of which took place shortly after his birth. The doctors were surprised to find that he has managed to insert his own umbilical cord into his rectum and was violently rubbing his undeveloped testicles.
In his youth, Rob V. was forced to wear arm restraints visa vi a court order. This came after a series of episodes where he was found gouging the eyes of and brutally humping his fellow play mates in day care.
On his 16th birthday Rob V. went to obtain his drivers permit from the DMV. (At this point he had been tamed to the point where he no longer masturbated uncontrollably in public.)But when he was sitting in the waiting room filling out paper work, he felt the sudden uncontrollable urge to lodge the pencil he had been using to fill out paperwork deep into his anus. Eraser side in. But doing so he pierced the lining of his colon and began to bleed uncontrollably. Simultaneously, he passed a large amount of gas, spraying shit mixed blood over the entire sitting area.
The most recent incident occurred this October(2007). Rob V. had gone to J.C. Penny's in order to take advantage of a buy one get one free FUBU sale. When trying on some sweat suits in the changing room, Rob V. caught a glimpse of his own hairy ass in the mirror and became dangerously aroused. He then began humping the mirror so violently that he shattered the glass. But, his sexual desire was still unfulfilled. So he began to rub his genitals in a bent over stance with his mouth wide open, ready to accept his own protein release. But while bending down his eyes passed over a shard of the broken mirror, he quickly grab it and sliced open his scrotum releasing one of his 3 testicles (in a medical mystery he had been born with one extra one). He placed the bloodied testicle in his mouth and bit till he tasted the fresh juices flow between his teeth. He ran out of the dressing room with the sweat pants still hanging from his ankles. He ran up behind an elderly man, and began to rub his bleeding scrotum with renewed vigor. He stuck the old man in the knees so he fell to the ground. Within seconds he ejaculated a chunky blood ridden load of seamen over the old mans face. After the last drop of skeet had been released Rob V. bent down and whispered "I'm that guy who goes to the movies and shits in the chair... and waits so I can hear the squish when you sit down! I'm the guy watching QVC using the vacuum to give me head! I cut out the mouth on the frosted flakes box and SKULL FUCK TONY THE TIGER!! CUNT MAN!"
Beware of this man.
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Post by Drunken Doctor on Jun 1, 2009 22:56:22 GMT -5
DARK I SWEAR TO ALMIGHTY GOD IF YOU DONT STOP POSTING STORIES OF YOUR EXPLOITS YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS FORUM FOREVER
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