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Post by Team Jerk on May 12, 2008 16:46:45 GMT -5
Okay, so you’re on the forums, but you’re not a member of the 502 just yet! Instead of doing the typical ‘trial by fire’ we are going to do something a little different. In order to make sure you put forth some genuine effort and not be like some of the half-assed little mama’s boys that I’ve seen in the past, you’re going to have to prove your worth. First off, I need to see some creativity. Give me a list of your top three favorite action films. Choose one, and your favorite scene of the movie. Now, write the dialogue for the scene over again, this time what you think would be good. Second, write a plot for a movie that would be set in the Grand Theft Auto universe. Liberty City, since that’s where we can all meet up and film. Post it here in the forums, or email it to me at robstyne@gmail.com if you want to be a pansy about it.
If you think this is too hard, kindly go fuck yourself. I’m not going to tolerate any more shitty crewmates, and you’ve got to prove to me you’re worth the trouble. You need to be up to 502 standards.
Now, the 502. We’ve been banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, which means chiefly that they know we’re around. One of our movies had over 40,000 views, and the rest were all in high numbers as well. Michael from Gearbox Software (famous for their Brothers in Arms series) noticed one of our videos entitled “The Brother of You”, and commended us on a job well done. He showed his staff, because he wants the video marketing for Hell’s Highway to go in the way our video did.
Get to work now, soldier. No slacking. I want results or at the very fucking least a response from all of you by Friday, 5/16/08, at 2300 hours EST.
-Team Jerk
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Post by shinigamistv on May 17, 2008 19:17:46 GMT -5
sorry i have been busy with school and things lets see three good action flicks... 1. Crank 2.Never Back down 3.Scarface
Now ill get back to you on the dialouge i had one in my head but i forgot it. I must apologise creativity has never been my strong suit because i have played video games all my life i never really needed to be creative. If you dont want me in i understand. And if you guys ever need an extra in a film I'll be more then happy to assist you guys. Thanks for the oppertunity
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Post by Drunken Doctor on May 17, 2008 22:12:38 GMT -5
Shin you have a lot of potential but one thing to remember is that in life spelling counts.
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Post by WiseMoeRon on May 17, 2008 22:13:37 GMT -5
Know it doesint, i am go colledge and tey never commant on my speling
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Post by shinigamistv on May 18, 2008 9:19:23 GMT -5
am i really the only one that even put any thought into this... i mean for recruits?
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Post by Drunken Doctor on May 18, 2008 11:53:57 GMT -5
So far your the only to post on the forum but the others could have emailed Jerk with their submissions.
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Post by ah10 on May 18, 2008 19:47:50 GMT -5
new recruits? man i have missed a lot.
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Post by Drunken Doctor on May 19, 2008 13:39:13 GMT -5
Being banned will do that to you.That and playing that shitty Vegas 2 game.
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Post by Team Jerk on May 19, 2008 13:51:55 GMT -5
So far the only person to even make an attempt at this has been Shinigami. Those other clowns need to step up.
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Post by Drunken Doctor on May 19, 2008 15:44:31 GMT -5
Well Fail comes in many forms Jerk...
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Post by CaptTenacity on May 20, 2008 5:59:27 GMT -5
My apologies for the late reply gentlemen. College assingments and all that (I know that's not a great excuse, but I have to try)
Ok, action films:
1. Transformers 2. Hard Boiled 3. Shoot 'Em Up
The scene I would change is from Transformers. As soon as Shia LeBoeuf and Megan Fox meet Bumblebee, Shia would turn to Megan and say: "Oh God, I've just realised my uncle is dying! I must go to him in Minnesota at once!" Then he leaves. That way the rest of Transformers would just be Megan Fox and the robots. Oh, and that soldier guy gets killed by Starscream.
Now, a Liberty City based movie. The start begins with a chace scene. Loads of cars overturing etc, revealing the protagonist as a criminal who has just been double crossed by his gang. Let's for the moment call him Bob. Bob manages to evade the cops, hurt, but forming a mental list about the people he now has to kill. The "villan" is a cop who has to track Bob down. The cop's (Mike, let's say) brother was killed by Bob years ago when Bob was still a high-flying criminal boss (which later turns out to be an accident). The film revolves around Mikes efforts to stop Bob and take him down before Bob can complete his revenge list, involving another chase or two and a shoot out in a warehouse or palatial estate.
I can expand that story-line if you need me to. Thanks and sorry bout the delay!
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Post by WiseMoeRon on May 20, 2008 9:42:45 GMT -5
I would just like to take a moment and applaud Capttenacity's inclusion of Shoot 'Em Up in his life of top action movies, that is a badass movie so if you haven't seen it, you better or else i will anally massacre you
that is all
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Post by Team Jerk on May 20, 2008 12:49:02 GMT -5
Now, a Liberty City based movie. The start begins with a chace scene. Loads of cars overturing etc, revealing the protagonist as a criminal who has just been double crossed by his gang. Let's for the moment call him Bob. Bob manages to evade the cops, hurt, but forming a mental list about the people he now has to kill. The "villan" is a cop who has to track Bob down. The cop's (Mike, let's say) brother was killed by Bob years ago when Bob was still a high-flying criminal boss (which later turns out to be an accident). The film revolves around Mikes efforts to stop Bob and take him down before Bob can complete his revenge list, involving another chase or two and a shoot out in a warehouse or palatial estate. This is a very good idea. You show much creativity, and it is definitely something that could be done. If anyone has any other comments please feel free to post them here. If we were to run with this story i guess the next thing would be to find locations for filming.
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Post by Black on May 20, 2008 16:11:10 GMT -5
....That would probably have made Transformers amazing. I like you, Tenacity.
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Post by CaptTenacity on May 21, 2008 10:39:03 GMT -5
Thanks! And yes, Transformers would indeed be better if Starscream had squashed Josh whathisface. I paid to see robots kicking the shit out of each other, not his chisseled abs! Also if you like my movie idea I can expand on it if needs be, it's no problem!
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Post by Team Jerk on May 22, 2008 0:56:41 GMT -5
i was messaged by a new individual on Xbox Live looking to join. Thanks to the person who fwd the info on to him.
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Post by Drunken Doctor on May 22, 2008 10:13:50 GMT -5
That should be Irish pirate.His computer went down before this assignment came out so I told him he just give you an oral presentation since you love those so much Jerk.
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Post by WiseMoeRon on May 22, 2008 13:45:32 GMT -5
How come i don't get oral anymore doc? I thought you loved me
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Post by Drunken Doctor on May 22, 2008 14:20:34 GMT -5
YOU STOPPED BATHING
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Post by surfr22 on May 23, 2008 3:51:40 GMT -5
that sucks for you Scott (Wise) Doc goes down on me all the time. And let me tell you, he does a much better job then you ever did. It must be because hes used to putting big ones in his mouth, he did have practice on your mom after all.
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Post by WiseMoeRon on May 23, 2008 11:31:28 GMT -5
I feel like reapplying for membership so here are the things.
Favorite action movies: 1. Bambi 2. The Notebook 3. High School Musical 2
The scene i would change would be from Bambi. It is not actually changing a scene but adding one. I think Bambi should have had a moment like Simba where he saw his father. I think Bambi would have been a much happier and much much stronger deer if it had had that chance. Also i think there should have been a sex scene
As for a new movie based in Liberty City, i really wanted to make one based on someone other than the main character and what he went through. The person i would like to do is..................................... the NPC. These civilians are shrouded in mystery, constantly walking the streets, talking to other NPC's. What are they talking about? Why don't they have a car? And the most important question is.... Where are they going? Are they all members of a secret cult that is forced to walk 30 miles a day? Are they all spies sent to keep tabs on you? Are you in the Truman Show? I feel a movie exploring these unique and mysterious individuals is definitely needed in our society to inform the public of their diabolical goals and remove the cloak of secrecy
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Post by Drunken Doctor on May 23, 2008 13:23:45 GMT -5
Despite the obvious gayness that infuses Wise his idea for a GTA movie is a good one.With the right stuff it could be very funny.They did something similar with the turrets in Portal and it was fucking hilarious.
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Post by Black on May 23, 2008 14:52:57 GMT -5
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Post by CaptTenacity on May 23, 2008 15:50:37 GMT -5
For some reason I can't stop laughing at that picture...
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Post by Axeon on May 30, 2008 18:50:02 GMT -5
Sorry being late on this but been busy as hell getting ready to enlist.
Top 3 action movies: - Enter the Dragon - Die Hard - Pulp Fiction
The scene change and Liberty City write up, I'm redoing after reading some of the stuff here and will post it when its done.
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Post by Drunken Doctor on Jun 16, 2008 20:02:57 GMT -5
Well what's the word on the new guys?
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Post by Team Jerk on Jun 18, 2008 18:48:14 GMT -5
Well what's the word on the new guys? I Say we let them in i read what these guys wrote, and I am not gonna dick them around any longer. I know all of them don't have GTA IV. So i was thinking maybe as a starting project we can do something on good 'ol Halo 3. Who else agrees?
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Post by CaptTenacity on Jun 19, 2008 4:08:44 GMT -5
Well I have GTA at least. I (whispers) don't exactly have Halo. But I cna get hold of it no problem if I need to.
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Post by surfr22 on Jun 19, 2008 13:57:30 GMT -5
we can do that mexican film where he crosses the border on a raft and gets shot when he gets there. that would offend a nice many.
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Post by Drunken Doctor on Jun 20, 2008 14:54:28 GMT -5
I still have the raft made in Halo....I think we have our next plan of action.
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